Click on the envelope below to get my articles by email. I do occasionally check out my pink bits with a mirror. Luckily, I was able to stop myself before I sunk too deep into that cul-de-sac of internet shame. Never, at any point, did I criticize his tiny penis. Gray haired grandma fucked by a stud. So I will repeat this until the day I die: Big ugly vagina, it is not helpful to spend any more time with a mirror Big ugly vagina whether or not your vagina looks like a full plate of roast beef right now.